Dog Proverbs

Kaynine 1

  1. Better a house full of feasting with strife than a crust of bread with peace.
  2. Where there is no master, the food bowl is empty, but the well trained master keeps the bowl full.
  3. Drive out the Master and out goes the food. Yet quarrels and dissention are ended.
  4. All a dog's ways seem innocent to him, but his master beats him anyway.
  5. Stay away from a foolish master, for no food comes from him.
  6. Forsake wisdom - and eat!
  7. Can a dog walk on hot coals without his feet hurting?  Only if there is food on the other side.
  8. Eat the food of a stingy man, crave his delicacies, his heart may not be with you, and you may vomit up what little you have eaten - but who cares?  Then you can eat it again.
  9. He who trusts in his master is fool, but he who trusts in himself will prosper.
  10. Birds of a feather taste good, but birds without feathers go down easier.
  11. A faithful master who can find?  He is worth more than half a master (unless the half tastes good!)
  12. When a dog returns to his vomit, he puts his wisdom on display.
  13. A dog with self restraint will go nowhere in this world.
  14. Do not move an ancient boundary stone - unless there is food under it.
  15. The master makes ready for his day of work - a dog for his day of rest.

 

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